Ten Little County Workers...


Ten little workers' jobs were re-designed One of them was downsized, now there are only nine.

Nine little workers tired of working late, One found a better job -- Now there are only eight.

Eight little workers tired of dirty tricks, Two couldn't handle it -- Now there are only six

Six little workers trying to survive Manager wants a bonus-- now there are only five

Five little workers tired to the core One said "to Hell with it" -- now there are only four.

Four little workers wondered what would be One retired early--now there are only three

Three little workers thought they would be true. One's job was outsourced. Now there are only two.

Two little workers knew their time had come One went out on stress leave.Now there is only one.

One little worker was replaced by a machine Never mind "public service".--now we are "lean and mean".