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Ten Little County Workers

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Ten little workers' jobs were re-designed
One of them was downsized, now there are only nine.sidewaysnine.GIF (423 bytes)
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Nine little workers tired of working late,
One found a better job -- Now there are only eight.tippytoe.gif (1500 bytes)
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Eight little workers tired of dirty tricks,
Two couldn't handle it --  Now there are only sixdesk.gif (1678 bytes)
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Six little workers trying to survive
Manager wants a bonus-- now there are only fivescared.GIF (1360 bytes)
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Five little workers tired to the core
One said "to Hell with it" -- now there are only four.bye.GIF (1247 bytes)
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Four little workers wondered what would be
One retired early--now there are only threeretired.gif (1234 bytes)
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Three little workers thought they would be true.
One's job was outsourced. Now there are only two.scared.GIF (1360 bytes)
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Two little workers knew their time had come
One went out on stress leave.Now there is only one.lastworker.GIF (1873 bytes)
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One little worker was replaced by a machine
Never mind "public service".--now we are "lean and mean".twoworkers.gif (5120 bytes)


This page is dedicated to my friends who have left the County.

rufferta@home.com
last updated 09/19/99

General Information:
[Introduction][Definitions]
[What's Wrong With Downsizing, and Privatization?]
[What Can You Do To Protect Your Job?]
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[Management Bonuses][1997][1998][1999]
[What I Think About IT Outsourcing]
[Why I Wrote These Pages]
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